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		<title>The Anticipator: July 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things are just starting to heat up here at The Average Joes. Summer is full speed ahead and I can&#8217;t wait to really write down some thoughts deeper than release dates and news summaries. Stay tuned for a bevy of reviews and other fun stuffs. Meanwhile, on with the anticipating! I hear the &#8220;Grease&#8221; singalong [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things are just starting to heat up here at The Average Joes. Summer is full speed ahead and I can&#8217;t wait to really write down some thoughts deeper than release dates and news summaries. Stay tuned for a bevy of reviews and other fun stuffs. Meanwhile, on with the anticipating!</p>
<p>I hear the &#8220;Grease&#8221; singalong is an absolute blast that reminds everyone about the power of cinema as a communal experience. Lyrics and animations swirl about the screen to help make the film interactive. I&#8217;m in.</p>
<p>For children&#8217;s films, &#8220;Despicable Me&#8221; looks intriguing, though I fear  that&#8217;s based solely on the initial, mysterious marketing campaign. &#8220;The  Sorcerer&#8217;s Apprentice&#8221; looks like it may be a decent refreshment, but  the &#8220;Cats &amp; Dogs&#8221; sequel just feels old. For the nostalgic set,  children&#8217;s lit character Ramona Quimby pops up in &#8220;Ramona and Beezus.&#8221;</p>
<p>As far as action spectacles go, I don&#8217;t hold much hope for &#8220;Predators.&#8221; It looks like a remake of &#8220;Predator.&#8221; Oh, right, it&#8217;s set on another planet… that looks just like the jungle from the first film. &#8220;The Last Airbender&#8221; may have some spunk left in it; let&#8217;s hope so for M. Night Shyamalan&#8217;s career&#8217;s sake. And &#8220;Salt,&#8221; like so many films this month, looks tired.</p>
<p>Can anything rise to the standard set this summer by &#8220;Toy Story 3?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Inception&#8221; has been building buzz for quite some time, being as it is writer/director Christopher Nolan&#8217;s followup to &#8220;The Dark Knight.&#8221; But very early whisperings make it out to be a masterpiece in its own right. One can only hope.</p>
<h1>July 1</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938283/">The Last Airbender</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>July 8</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077631/">Grease Sing-A-Long</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>July 9</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1323594/">Despicable Me</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424381/">Predators</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0842926/">The Kids Are All Right</a> [limited]</li>
</ul>
<h1>July 14</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0963966/">The Sorcerer&#8217;s Apprentice</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>July 16</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/">Inception</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>July 23</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493949/">Ramona and Beezus</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944835/">Salt</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1572769/">Countdown to Zero</a> [NYC, Washington, D.C.]</li>
</ul>
<h1>July 30</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1287468/">Cats &amp; Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1438254/">Charlie St. Cloud</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427152/">Dinner for Schmucks</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1194263/">Get Low</a> [limited]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1407084/">Twelve</a> [limited]</li>
</ul>
<h1>August 6</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1251757/">Middle Men</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386588/">The Other Guys</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1193631/">Step Up 3-D</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817177/">Flipped</a> [limited]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1071812/">Mao&#8217;s Last Dancer</a> [limited]</li>
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		<title>Around Town: Hero Complex Film Festival</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spent the weekend in Hollywood attending the Los Angeles Times&#8216; Hero Complex Film Festival. It was a blast getting to know the regulars in line each day and watching these wonderful movies on the big screen, not to mention hearing their directors talk about their experiences making the films and working in the industry. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I spent the weekend in Hollywood attending the <em>Los Angeles Times</em>&#8216; Hero Complex Film Festival. It was a blast getting to know the regulars in line each day and watching these wonderful movies on the big screen, not to mention hearing their directors talk about their experiences making the films and working in the industry. Here are my dispatches from the event.</p>
<h1>Day One</h1>
<p>&#8220;<strong>Star Trek 4</strong>&#8221; and the Q&amp;A with <strong>Leonard Nimoy</strong> were the most fun I had all weekend. The film may be predictable, but the cast&#8217;s energy and the plot&#8217;s science-fiction silliness are a blast. Everyone achieved what they set out to do with this installment of the &#8220;Trek&#8221; series, which CHUD&#8217;s Devin Faraci, who was also in attendance, claims to be <a href="http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/24077/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-IS-THE-VOYAGE-HOME-THE-STAR-TREKKIEST-MOVIE/Page1.html">the &#8220;Star Trekkiest&#8221; of them all</a>. Mr Nimoy himself was a pleasure; touching on his acting history and the emphasis on story and character above all else when making a film. He did not have kind words for &#8220;Avatar&#8221; or his work on the television show &#8220;Fringe.&#8221; Unafraid of touching on politics, Mr. Nimoy was loose and easygoing. At 79 years old, he&#8217;s ready to retire from acting and focus on his photography exhibit, art, and family. The <em>L. A. Times</em> has some <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2010/06/leonard-nimo-film-fest-video.html">video recapping the night</a>.</p>
<h1>Day Two</h1>
<p>This was the first time I&#8217;d seen &#8220;<strong>Insomnia</strong>&#8221; and it is a tightly-wound thriller with a very good, very creepy performance by Robin Williams. I would even go so far as to say it surpasses &#8220;<strong>The Dark Knight</strong>&#8221; in quality, as sacrilegious as that may seem for so many. With a repeat viewing after such a long break between original theatrical screenings and now, I must say Heath Ledger is still an acting tornado, yet the film is much too long and dour. Director <strong>Christopher Nolan</strong> was on hand and much like his films, he was quite reserved and focused more on the technical aspect of filmmaking.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a huge fan of 3-D.&#8221;</p>
<p>Mr. Nolan claims it is &#8220;a misnomer to call it 3-D versus 2-D. The whole point of cinematic imagery is it&#8217;s three-dimensional. &#8230; You know, 95% of our depth cues come from occlusion, resolution, color and so forth, so the idea of calling a 2-D movie a &#8217;2-D movie&#8217; is a little misleading.&#8221;</p>
<p>He also, like many other, including Roger Ebert, complains about screen brightness, or lack thereof. &#8220;The truth of it is when you watch a film in here, you&#8217;re looking at 16 foot-lamberts, When you watch through any of the conventional 3-D processes you&#8217;re giving up three foot-lamberts. A massive difference. You&#8217;re not that aware of it because once you&#8217;re &#8216;in that world,&#8217; your eye compensates, but having struggled for years to get theaters get up to the proper brightness, we&#8217;re not sticking polarized filters in everything.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s all based on all the visual-effects technology,&#8221; he explains, &#8220;that we&#8217;re currently most engaged in with match moving, so forth, and rendering 2-D imagery into a 3-D space. &#8230; On a technical level, it&#8217;s fascinating, but on an experiential level, I find the dimness of the image extremely alienating.&#8221;</p>
<h1>Day Three</h1>
<p>The last night featured the science-fiction classic &#8220;Alien&#8221; and &#8220;Blade Runner&#8221; and their director, Ridley Scott. Talking a mile a minute, it was very easy for Mr. Scott to go off on a tangent; the host had to ask the same question more than once.</p>
<p>He is starting to work on two &#8220;Alien&#8221; prequels, with the original film ending the trilogy. The new films were inspired by a short scene from the original featuring the Nostromo crew discovering the &#8220;space jockey,&#8221; a petrified giant alien being that had obviously been a victim of the titular aliens many years ago. The prequels will focus on the history of the &#8220;space jockey,&#8221; who Mr. Scott now claims was wearing a spacesuit.</p>
<p>&#8220;No one ever asked that question: What&#8217;s the story there? I was always surprised that people didn&#8217;t ask that one. Now we&#8217;re going to answer that question. To me, a prequel is interesting, much more interesting than a sequel. They never asked me to do the sequels.&#8221;</p>
<p>Talking to <a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1637638/story.jhtml">MTV</a>, Mr. Scott mentioned H. R. Giger&#8217;s role on the prequels: &#8220;Yeah, he&#8217;s still around. Once I get more serious and get going, and the big wheels start turning, we&#8217;ll certainly talk. And maybe we&#8217;ll come up with something completely different.&#8221;</p>
<p>In an <a href="http://www.screendaily.com/news/production/ridley-scott-promises-nasty-alien-prequel-in-3d/5013108.article">interview  with Screen Daily</a>, the director revealed that he has plans to  redesign the aliens, and show how they became the majestic killing  machines we know and love.</p>
<p>&#8220;The film will be really tough, really nasty. It&#8217;s the dark side of  the moon. We are talking about gods and engineers. Engineers of space.  And were the aliens designed as a form of biological warfare? Or biology  that would actually go in and clean up a planet? It will take place in  the years before that, when they first come across this thing on a  planet called Zeta Reticuli.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah, the thing about &#8220;Alien vs Predator&#8221; is, I know it&#8217;s  commerce, but what a pity&#8230; I think, therefore, I have to design &#8211; or  redesign &#8211; earlier versions of what these elements are that led to the  thing you finally see in <em>Alien</em>, which is the thing that  catapults out of the egg, the face-hugger. I don&#8217;t want to repeat it.  The alien in a sense, as a shape, is worn out.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Around Town: Charlie Chaplin, Hero Complex, and more</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Lavers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Aero Theatre is screening &#8220;Modern Times,&#8221; &#8220;The Great Dictator,&#8221; and many more Charlie Chaplin classics. Cinefamily celebrates Father&#8217;s Day with another Chaplin film, &#8220;The Kid,&#8221; and will be featuring several Buster Keaton shorts at the end of the month. The LACMA film series is back, most notably featuring &#8220;Suspicion&#8221; on the 22nd and &#8220;Forbidden [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.egyptiantheatre.com/Aero/aeromastercalendar.htm">Aero  Theatre</a> is screening &#8220;Modern Times,&#8221; &#8220;The Great Dictator,&#8221; and many  more Charlie Chaplin classics. <a href="http://www.cinefamily.org/calendar/index.html">Cinefamily</a> celebrates Father&#8217;s Day with another Chaplin film, &#8220;The Kid,&#8221; and will  be featuring several Buster Keaton shorts at the end of the month. The <a href="http://www.lacma.org/programs/FilmListing.aspx">LACMA film series</a> is back, most notably featuring &#8220;Suspicion&#8221; on the 22nd and &#8220;Forbidden  Planet&#8221; on the 29th. Vampire-Con takes over the <a href="http://www.newbevcinema.com/calendar.cfm">New Beverly</a> for a  bit this month and &#8220;Fiddler on the Roof&#8221; will be playing on the 27th and  28th. Their famous midnight screenings will include &#8220;Pulp Fiction&#8221; and  &#8220;Play Misty For Me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Also of interest is the <em>Los Angeles Times</em>&#8216;  fanboy column, <a href="http://www.herocomplex.com"><em>Hero Complex</em></a>, will be  hosting a film series this weekend at the Egyptian Theater megaplex. It  will screen &#8220;Star Trek 4,&#8221; &#8220;Insomnia,&#8221; &#8220;The Dark Knight,&#8221; &#8220;Alien,&#8221; and  &#8220;Blade Runner,&#8221; with each night featuring a Q&amp;A with their  respective directors: Leonard Nimoy, Christopher Nolan, and Ridley  Scott.</p>
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		<title>Midnight Roundup: Marvel&#8217;s Avengers, Duncan Jones, and more</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 06:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Lavers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while, hasn&#8217;t it? School&#8217;s out and now I can finally devote all my energy to the projects that really matter: Web sites and comic books. I&#8217;ll keep it short, but my friend and I have started a comic-book publishing company called Comma Comics. It&#8217;s not much to look at now, but we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a while, hasn&#8217;t it? School&#8217;s out and now I can finally devote all my energy to the projects that <em>really</em> matter: Web sites and comic books. I&#8217;ll keep it short, but my friend and I have started a comic-book publishing company called <a href="http://www.commacomics.com/">Comma Comics</a>. It&#8217;s not much to look at now, but we sold a decent amount at a New York convention recently and I highly suggest you <a href="http://www.commacomics.com/lists/?p=subscribe">subscribe to our newsletter</a>. Why? Because why not? Anyway, you&#8217;ll be seeing a lot more updates around these parts as well as a revamp of certain features and reports from events all over in the next few months, from L.A. to San Diego.</p>
<p>Tonight&#8217;s news update features a lot of old and current news that sort of summarizes the statuses of a bunch of eagerly-awaited projects. Hope you like it and please let me know any suggestions for improvements, feature requests, or news tips you might have.</p>
<p>Writer/director Duncan Jones came out with an excellent science fiction picture last year entitled &#8220;Moon.&#8221; He planned to follow it up with &#8220;<a href="http://www.screendaily.com/news/production/europe/duncan-jones-to-make-next-project-in-berlin/5002933.article">Mute</a>.&#8221; Set in the same universe as his first film (&#8220;Moon&#8217;s&#8221; Sam Rockwell would have even made a cameo appearance), &#8220;Mute&#8221; follows a mute bartender as he searches for his missing girlfriend and ends up clashing with a near-future Berlin&#8217;s gangsters. Like all great SF, the story would have focused more on the human characters and themes than on the futuristic technology and/or action setpieces. The budget was set to be $25 million, five times greater than &#8220;Moon&#8217;s&#8221; and it would have been greatly inspired visually by &#8220;Blade Runner,&#8221; as evidenced by this gorgeous  <a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/20791/1/YOUR-FIRST-LOOK-INTO-MOON-DIRECTOR-DUNCAN-JONES039-NEW-WORLD/Page1.html">concept art</a>. Unfortunately, the film is now &#8220;<a href="http://www.theage.com.au/news/entertainment/film/one-small-step-for-a-man/2009/10/08/1254701095988.html?page=2">mired in financing difficulties</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thankfully, Mr. Jones still has work; &#8220;<a href="http://www.screendaily.com/festivals/afm/jake-gyllenhaal-to-star-in-sci-fi-source-code-for-vendome-mark-gordon-company/5007860.article">Source Code</a>&#8221; is about a soldier (Jake Gyllenhaal) stuck by the U.S. government inside the body of a commuter on a train that was attacked by terrorists. <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/01/source-code-adds-vera-farmiga-michelle-monaghan.html">Vera Farmiga</a> is a communications officer that controls Mr. Gyllenhaal as he travels through time, forced to relive the experience over and over again until he can find the one responsible for the attack. Michelle Monaghan plays the love interest to the person Mr. Gyllenhaal inhabits. The script, by Ben Ripley, had some rewrites done by Billy Ray.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Mel Gibson&#8217;s latest <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118012680.html">epic, violent  period piece</a> will focus on the Vikings and have dialogue in Old  Norse and Old English. The screenplay is by William Monahan and it will  star Leonardo DiCaprio. In an interesting interview with the <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2010/03/mel-gibson-says-vikings-movie-with-leonardo-dicaprio-may-be-his-last.html"><em>Los  Angeles Times</em></a>, it&#8217;s said this may be Mr. Gibson&#8217;s last film.</p>
<h1>Posters and Images</h1>
<ul>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/23529/1/THE-BURIED-POSTER-IS-AWESOME/Page1.html">Buried</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://impawards.com/2010/splice_ver2.html">Splice</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/23617/1/NEW-SURVIVAL-OF-THE-DEAD-POSTER-SHOULD-SURVIVE-ON-YOUR-WALL/Page1.html">Survival of the Dead</a>&#8220;</li>
</ul>
<h1>Trailers and Clips</h1>
<ul>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/23702/1/WATCH-MATT-DAMON-GET-HIS-DICK-ON/Page1.html">The Adjustment Bureau</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFsO2uMMYnA">Buried</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/23916/1/THE-FIRST-FIVE-MINUTES-OF-GET-HIM-TO-THE-GREEK/Page1.html">Get Him to the Greek</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/21059/1/THE-TRAILER-OF-DOCTOR-PARNASSUS/Page1.html">The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/23661/1/LET039S-TRY-THAT-INCEPTION-TRAILER-AGAIN/Page1.html">Inception</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=396498528455&amp;ref=mf">Scott Pilgrim vs the World</a>&#8220;</li>
<li>&#8220;<a href="http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/afmnews.php?id=12600">Tucker and Dale vs Evil</a>&#8220;</li>
</ul>
<p>And then there&#8217;s &#8220;True Blood,&#8221; the sexiest, bloodiest soap opera on television. You&#8217;re either a fan or you&#8217;re not. For those of us with taste, here is the new trailer for season three:</p>
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<h1>Book Adaptations of the Week</h1>
<p>Martin Scorsese wants to direct the children&#8217;s book &#8220;<a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118014130.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1">The Invention of Hugo Cabret</a>&#8221; by Brian Selznick, while the wonderful Shane Black is looking to write and direct a &#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/21284/1/SHANE-BLACK-GOES-BRONZE/Page1.html">Doc Savage</a>&#8221; feature film. Speaking of pulp adventure tales, the non-Pixar &#8220;<a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2009/09/john-carter-of-mars-thomas-haden-church-james-purefoy.html">John Carter of Mars</a>,&#8221; based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs books and directed by Pixar-director Andrew Stanton, is now in production. It stars Taylor Kitsch as a Confederate soldier in the American Civil War who mysteriously teleports to Mars and gets caught up in the ongoing war between alien races. Lynn Collins will play the princess I presume. <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/01/bryan-cranston-john-carter-of-mars-pixar-breaking-bad-willem-dafoe.html">Bryan Cranston</a> plays a Civil War colonel. James Purefoy is &#8220;Kantos Kan, the captain of the Xavarian, the kingdom of Helium&#8217;s grand warship.&#8221; Mark Strong is &#8220;Matai Shang, the ruler of the Thems.&#8221; Thomas Haden Church is &#8220;Tal Hajus, an ambitious and vicious Thark warrior who is biding his time to be a ruler.&#8221; The film also stars Willem Dafoe, Samantha Morton, Polly Walker, and Dominic West.</p>
<h1>Comic Book Adaptations of the Week</h1>
<p>&#8220;Iron Man 2&#8243; is still in theaters and the Marvel movie universe is already expanding. Following the first &#8220;Iron Man&#8221; film and &#8220;The Incredible Hulk,&#8221; &#8220;<a href="http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/15299">Thor</a>&#8221; will feature Chris Hemsworth as the titular character alongside Jaimie Alexander, Colm Feore, Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Portman, and Stellan Skarsgard. Kenneth Branagh is directing the film for a May 20, 2011, release date. Only a couple months later, July 22, 2011, to be exact, &#8220;Captain America: The First Avenger&#8221; will debut in theaters. Directed by Joe Johnston, the film stars <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/03/chris-evans-captain-america.html">Chris Evans</a> as the Cap himself, Steve Rogers; Hayley Atwell as his WWII-era love interest, Peggy Carter; <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/04/captain-america-sidekick-sebastian-stan-exclusive.html">Sebastien Stan</a> as his sidekick, Bucky Barnes; and <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=65732">Hugo Weaving</a> as his nemesis, Johann Schmidt (The Red Skull). Fans of the comics will be delighted to know both The Invaders and The Howling Commandos <a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/23496/1/EXCLUSIVE-CAPTAIN-AMERICA-WILL-MEET-THE-HOWLING-COMMANDOS/Page1.html">make an appearance</a> in the film. Then it all comes together with &#8220;The Avengers.&#8221; The big news is that <a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/23390/1/RUMOR-DU-JOUR-WHEDON-REWRITING-AVENGERS-AND-CAP/Page1.html">Joss Whedon</a> is not only writing and directing the big team-up movie, but might also be making some changes to the &#8220;Captain America&#8221; script as well.</p>
<h1>Sequels of the Week</h1>
<p>Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, the writers behind the comedy &#8220;Zombieland,&#8221; are taking a crack at the &#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/22076/1/ZOMBIELAND-WRITERS-CRY-OUT-039YO-JOE039/Page1.html">G.I. Joe 2</a>&#8221; script. The much-maligned first &#8220;Joe&#8221; film was a breath of pure, little-boy fresh air and it&#8217;s a shame very few people recognize or appreciate it. <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2010/05/michael-bays-revenge-no-more-megan/"><em>Deadline</em></a> reports that Megan Fox was dropped from &#8220;Transformers 3,&#8221; probably due to her badmouthing of director Michael Bay while promoting &#8220;Jennifer&#8217;s Body.&#8221; But both <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20386636,00.html"><em>People</em></a> and <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/2008-12-6-motion-captured/posts/confirmed-megan-fox-wasn-t-released-from-transformers-3-she-quit"><em>Hit Fix</em></a> say it&#8217;s the other way around: Ms. Fox wanted out. And just as quickly as her departure was announced, <a href="http://www.geekweek.com/2010/05/rosie-huntingtonwhiteley-to-replace-megan-fox-in-transformers-3.html">a replacement was chosen</a>: Victoria&#8217;s Secret-model Rosie Huntington-Whitely. It&#8217;s a shame so many people badmouth Ms. Fox. Every argument I&#8217;ve ever heard against her is that she is a &#8220;talentless skank.&#8221; Why? Because she&#8217;s pretty? Because she speaks her mind? The misogyny of fandom is astounding at times. Though she&#8217;s never really been given much of a role worth acting, she did admirably in &#8220;Jennifer&#8217;s Body&#8221; and I look forward to her future work.</p>
<p>The fourth Disney &#8220;Pirates&#8221; movie will be called &#8220;<a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/20752/1/PIRATES-4-HAS-ITS-TITLE/Page1.html">Pirates   of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides</a>&#8221; and is partly based on   the 1988 book by Tim Powers, &#8220;On Stranger Tides.&#8221; Directed by Rob Marshall, the film will be in 3D and begins shooting in Hawaii, Great Britain, and Los Angeles this month for a May 20, 2011, release. Johnny Depp will return as Captain Jack Sparrow, though <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2010/02/22/johnny-depp-dark-shadows-the-next-pirates-pic/">Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley will not</a> make any appearances. Rather, Depp will be <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/02/ian-mcshane-up-for-blackbeard-in-next-pirates-of-the-caribbean.html">joined</a> by Ian McShane as Blackbeard and Penélope Cruz as Blackbeard&#8217;s daughter, who will be an equal and a foil to Sparrow (and probably a love interest as well). Also joining the cast are <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/04/disney-casts-french-actress-for-mermaid-role-in-pirates-4.html">Astrid Bergès-Frisbey</a> as a mermaid named Syrena and <a href="http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/stephen-graham-joins-pirates-4-04-13-2010">Stephen Graham</a> as the pirate Scram.</p>
<h1>Remakes of the Week</h1>
<p>Joe Wright, who directed Keira Knightley in &#8220;Pride &amp; Prejudice,&#8221; has cast his leading lady in a remake of &#8220;<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/6418265/By-George-shes-got-it-Keira-Knightley-beats-Scarlett-Johansson-to-be-My-Fair-Lady.html">My Fair Lady</a>,&#8221; itself a musical of the stage play &#8220;Pygmalion.&#8221; Meanwhile, Ethan and Joel Coen are reuniting with a few actors that have worked with them before: Jeff Bridges will star as Rooster Cogburn in a remake of the John Wayne-classic &#8220;<a href="http://weblogs.variety.com/bfdealmemo/2009/10/damon-brolin-have-true-grit-for-coens.html">True Grit</a>.&#8221; His character and a lawman (Matt Damon) help a young girl (Hailee Steinfeld) track her father&#8217;s killer (Josh Brolin) into hostile Indian territory. <a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/22951/1/TRUE-PEPPER/Page1.html">Barry Pepper</a> will play the outlaw &#8220;Lucky Ned.&#8221; In <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/true_grit/news/1852179/exclusive_coen_brothers_talk_true_grit">an interview with <em>Rotten Tomatoes</em></a>, the brothers claim their film will hew more closely to the book, which takes the young girl&#8217;s perspective and has more humor and violence. Sounds exactly like a Coen movie.</p>
<p>Robert E. Howard&#8217;s &#8220;Conan&#8221; is returning to the big screen. Marcus Nispel is directing a reportedly awful script <a href="http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/100237-sean-hood-rewriting-conan">Sean Hood tried to fix</a> before production began in Bulgaria. The barbarian himself will be played by Jason Momoa. His father was going to be <a href="http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/02/mickey-rourke-to-play-conans-father.html">Mickey Rourke</a>, but talks fell apart and the role now belongs to the great <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/hellboy_is_conan_the_barbarian.html">Ron Perlman</a>. <a href="http://splashpage.mtv.com/2010/03/09/stephen-lang-confirms-conan-villain-role/">Stephen Lang</a> plays the villain, Khalar Singh; <a href="http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-rachel-nichols-cast-as-tamara-in-conan-9383">Rachel Nichols</a> is Tamara, Conan&#8217;s love interest; and <a href="http://chud.com/articles/articles/22982/1/CONAN-CATCHES-A-BREAKER/Page1.html">Said Taghmaoui</a> is a thief who is saved by Conan. Meanwhile, <a href="http://www.conan.com/invboard/index.php?showtopic=7098&amp;st=2580&amp;gopid=158172&amp;#entry158172">some pictures have leaked</a> from the set and the DTV quality of it all is heartbreaking.</p>
<h1>Final Words</h1>
<p>&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t have had to spend all that time trying to communicate thoughtfully and honestly with someone who just wanted a pat on the head, and, more importantly, I wouldn&#8217;t have had to read that godawful piece of [junk].&#8221;—<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/the_big_picture/2009/09/oscar-nominated-screenwriter-to-neophyte-scribe-i-wont-read-your-script.html">Josh Olson</a>, screenwriter of &#8220;A History of Violence&#8221;</p>
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		<title>The Anticipator: June 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 01:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Lavers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This summer is continuing its rather weak lineup with &#8220;Killers,&#8221; &#8220;Marmaduke,&#8221; &#8220;The A-Team,&#8221; &#8220;The Karate Kid,&#8221; and &#8220;Grown Ups&#8221; padding the box office charts. But the two films that are sure to delight are &#8220;Splice&#8221; and &#8220;Toy Story 3.&#8221; One is a low-budget, old-school science fiction creature feature and the other is the finale to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This summer is continuing its rather weak lineup with &#8220;Killers,&#8221; &#8220;Marmaduke,&#8221; &#8220;The A-Team,&#8221; &#8220;The Karate Kid,&#8221; and &#8220;Grown Ups&#8221; padding the box office charts. But the two films that are sure to delight are &#8220;Splice&#8221; and &#8220;Toy Story 3.&#8221; One is a low-budget, old-school science fiction creature feature and the other is the finale to Pixar&#8217;s acclaimed animated trilogy of anthropomorphized children&#8217;s playthings. Of mild interest are the &#8220;Forgetting Sarah Marshall&#8221; spin-off &#8220;Get Him to the Greek,&#8221; the supernatural western &#8220;Jonah Hex,&#8221; and the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz comeback vehicle &#8220;Knight and Day.&#8221;</p>
<p>And then there&#8217;s the Beast itself: &#8220;The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.&#8221; I loved the first &#8220;Twilight&#8217;s&#8221; absurdity. I am not the person that film was made for, yet I was able to enjoy it as a comedy. The second film was abominably interminable, yet I&#8217;d rather watch it a hundred times over &#8220;Sex and the City 2;&#8221; &#8220;New Moon&#8221; was better-made than that film, believe it or not. And here we are with the penultimate entry—unless the studio plans on splitting the final story in two, à la &#8220;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows&#8221;—and I really don&#8217;t care. I will end up seeing it out of curiosity, but I just can&#8217;t find myself to be as full of rage as other critics have been over this franchise. Besides, I&#8217;m a &#8220;True Blood&#8221; fan all the way.</p>
<h1>June 4</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226229/">Get Him to the Greek</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1103153/">Killers</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197/">Marmaduke</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/">Splice</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235796/">Ondine</a> [limited]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185242/">Finding Bliss</a> [LA/NY]</li>
</ul>
<h1>June 11</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429493/">The A-Team</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155076/">The Karate Kid</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1568150/">Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work</a> [limited]</li>
</ul>
<h1>June 18</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1075747/">Jonah Hex</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/">Toy Story 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1336617/">Cyrus</a> [limited]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226236/">I Am Love</a> [limited]</li>
</ul>
<h1>June 25</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375670/">Grown Ups</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013743/">Knight and Day</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>June 30</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1325004/">The Twilight Saga: Eclipse</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>July 2</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938283/">The Last Airbender</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1407084/">Twelve</a></li>
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		<title>The Anticipator: March 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Lavers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass have reunited post-Bourne for a slightly more realistic thriller about the hunt for WMD, while in fewer theaters director Bong Joon-ho returns after 2006&#8242;s wonderful giant-monster movie, &#8220;The Host,&#8221; with &#8220;Mother,&#8221; a story about a woman&#8217;s attempt to clear her mentally handicapped son of murder charges. Meanwhile, the animated film [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass have reunited post-Bourne for a slightly more realistic thriller about the hunt for WMD, while in fewer theaters director Bong Joon-ho returns after 2006&#8242;s wonderful giant-monster movie, &#8220;The Host,&#8221; with &#8220;Mother,&#8221; a story about a woman&#8217;s attempt to clear her mentally handicapped son of murder charges. Meanwhile, the animated film &#8220;How to Train Your Dragon&#8221; is getting surprisingly good reviews and &#8220;Hot Tub Time Machine&#8221; looks so ridiculous that I&#8217;d be surprised it isn&#8217;t at least decent. And don&#8217;t forget there  are plenty of  wonderful films being screened in revival houses, so keep an eye on your  local cinema. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s coming for the  month of March.</p>
<h1>March 5</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/">Alice in Wonderland</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210042/">Brooklyn&#8217;s Finest</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485601/">The Secret of Kells</a> [NYC]</li>
</ul>
<h1>March 12</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0947810/">Green Zone</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305583/">Our Family Wedding</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1403981/">Remember Me</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0815236/">She&#8217;s Out of My League</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216496/">Mother</a> [LA/NYC]</li>
</ul>
<h1>March 19</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1038919/">The Bounty Hunter</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1196141/">Diary of a Wimpy Kid</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1053424/">Repo Men</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132620/">The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo</a> [limited]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1433813/">IMAX: Hubble 3D</a> [limited]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017451/">The Runaways</a> [limited]</li>
</ul>
<h1>March 26</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231587/">Hot Tub Time Machine</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892769/">How to Train Your Dragon</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352824/">Chloe</a> [limited]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234654/">Greenberg</a> [limited]</li>
</ul>
<h1>March 31</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1294226/">The Last Song</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>April 2</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800320/">Clash of the Titans</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/">Furry Vengeance</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1391137/">Why Did I Get Married Too?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1151359/">Leaves of Grass</a> [limited]</li>
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		<title>Around Town: Clint Eastwood, Dan O&#8217;Bannon, and more</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O.K. so the LACMA exhibit I kept telling you about, “Heroes and Villains: The Battle for Good in India’s Comics,” wasn&#8217;t nearly as good as I thought it would be. They kept non-comics pieces separate from the comics, robbing the viewer of any kind of comparison. What comics they did have were mediocre at best, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O.K. so the LACMA exhibit I kept telling you about, “<a href="http://www.lacma.org/art/ExhibIndianComics.aspx">Heroes and  Villains: The Battle for Good in India’s Comics</a>,” wasn&#8217;t nearly as good as I thought it would be. They kept non-comics pieces separate from the comics, robbing the viewer of any kind of comparison. What comics they did have were mediocre at best, save for some pieces from the &#8217;70s. I think everything back then was better. LACMA had good intentions, but they really had no idea what they were doing.</p>
<p>Anyway, moving on into February, the <a href="http://www.lacma.org/programs/FilmListing.aspx">LACMA Film  Program</a> is featuring a Clint Eastwood series. They&#8217;ll be showing many of his films, almost all of them classics.</p>
<p>If you have some political fire in your belly, the <a href="http://www.egyptiantheatre.com/Aero/aeromastercalendar.htm">Aero  Theatre</a> has a double feature of &#8220;Inherit the Wind&#8221; and &#8220;Guess Who&#8217;s Coming to Dinner&#8221; just for you. And keep your eyes open for Alfred Hitchcock and Audrey Hepburn double features. Me? I really want to see &#8220;Donkey Skin.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dan O&#8217;Bannon, who passed away less than a year ago, is getting a tribute at the <a href="http://www.newbevcinema.com/calendar.cfm">New Beverly Cinema</a> with &#8220;Lifeforce&#8221; and &#8220;Return of the Living Dead.&#8221; The hardly-ever-seen &#8220;Killer of Sheep&#8221; plays the 10th through the 13th, followed by a week of Jason Reitman guest programming and many other films. Their midnight screenings are always a blast, one of them being &#8220;Videodrome.&#8221; Long live the new flesh!</p>
<p>Finally, <a href="http://www.cinefamily.org/calendar/index.html">Cinefamily</a> is back to their regular programming, so be sure to check out their calendar.</p>
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		<title>The Anticipator: February 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Frozen,&#8221; a squirm-inducing Sundance entry about snowboarders trapped on a chairlift at a ski resort, has received some decent buzz, but the heavy-hitter for the first half of the month is the troubled production of &#8220;The Wolfman.&#8221; Benicio del Toro stars as the titular man-monster alongside Anthony Hopkins and Emily Blunt. Multiple directors, reshoots, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Frozen,&#8221; a squirm-inducing Sundance entry about snowboarders trapped on a chairlift at a ski resort, has received some decent buzz, but the heavy-hitter for the first half of the month is the troubled production of &#8220;The Wolfman.&#8221; Benicio del Toro stars as the titular man-monster alongside Anthony Hopkins and Emily Blunt. Multiple directors, reshoots, and endless scoring drama have certainly been the driving forces behind any talk about the film. But will it deliver as an actual old-school horror flick? Lord knows we need more werewolves. And I don&#8217;t mean the trendy, &#8220;Twilight&#8221; kind. Think &#8220;American Werewolf in London.&#8221;</p>
<p>To kick off the second half of February, Martin Scorsese rolls out the big guns. &#8220;Shutter Island&#8221; is based on a novel by Dennis Lehane, the writer of &#8220;Mystic River&#8221; and &#8220;Gone, Baby, Gone,&#8221; but focuses much more on the terror and psychology of horror. It&#8217;s nice to see Mr. Scorsese playing in this sandbox.</p>
<p>&#8220;Harry Potter and the Olympians&#8221;—I mean…uh…ya. Awkward.</p>
<p>Another George Romero film has been remade and Kevin Smith will once again attempt to connect with the mainstream. At least February is a <em>little</em> more exciting than last month. And don&#8217;t forget there  are plenty of wonderful films being screened in revival houses, so keep an eye on your local cinema. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s coming for the  month of February.</p>
<h1>February 5</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0989757/">Dear John</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179034/">From Paris with Love</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1323045/">Frozen</a> [limited]</li>
</ul>
<h1>February 12</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188996/">My Name Is Khan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814255/">Percy Jackson &amp; the Olympians: The Lightning Thief</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817230/">Valentine&#8217;s Day</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780653/">The Wolfman</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>February 19</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139328/">The Ghost Writer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/">Shutter Island</a></li>
</ul>
<h1>February 26</h1>
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<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455407/">The Crazies</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1385867/">Cop Out</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0954990/">The Yellow Handkerchief</a> [LA/NYC]</li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235166/">A Prophet</a> [NYC]</li>
</ul>
<h1>March 5</h1>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/">Alice in Wonderland</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210042/">Brooklyn&#8217;s Finest</a></li>
</ul>
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		<title>My Year in Film, 2009: Science Fiction</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Lavers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those just tuning in, I’ve decided to group my best of &#8217;09 list by genre, just so I can get my bearings. I failed to write reviews for so many films this past year that it’s hard to make a complete master list right off the bat. Now that animation and fantasy are out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those just tuning in, I’ve decided to group my best of &#8217;09 list by genre, just so I can get my bearings. I failed to write reviews for so many films this past year that it’s hard to make a complete master list right off the bat. Now that <a href="http://www.theaveragejoes.net/node/247">animation</a> and <a href="http://www.theaveragejoes.net/node/248">fantasy</a> are out of the way, we&#8217;ll spend some time with science fiction, to be followed on other days by horror, comedy, and drama.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s interesting to note that most of the movies on this list would be better categorized under &#8220;action,&#8221; but I&#8217;m far too lazy to plan another list. And since they all deal with advanced technology or unheard-of science, I&#8217;m tossing them in here with the big boys.</p>
<h1>Superb</h1>
<p>I may in later years look back and sigh on my naïveté, but I found &#8220;<strong>Moon</strong>&#8221; and &#8220;<strong>District 9</strong>&#8221; to be absolutely refreshing entries in the science fiction realm. Perhaps they are not deserving of the &#8220;superb&#8221; label, but it&#8217;s been so long since an actual SF film has been science fiction, rather than fantasy or action, so forgive me. The ideas explored were done so in new and intriguing ways, though not necessarily as in-depth as some may like. Sam Rockwell was given an actor&#8217;s chance to shine in &#8220;Moon&#8221; and he took it and ran. And what&#8217;s to say about &#8220;District 9&#8242;s&#8221; completely unknown star, Sharlto Copley, except, &#8220;wow?&#8221; I admit, &#8220;District 9&#8243; devolves into an action race against time by the end, in very gruesome detail I might add, but by that time you&#8217;ve been sucked in by the characters and the world they inhabit. The real stars though are the father and son aliens who work alongside Mr. Copley&#8217;s racist character to ensure a brighter tomorrow.</p>
<h1>Great</h1>
<p>None.</p>
<h1>Good</h1>
<p>&#8220;<strong>Knowing</strong>&#8221; is the action-thriller kid-brother to &#8220;The Fountain.&#8221; I ate up all the cheese and theological soufflé it threw at me, while &#8220;<strong>G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra</strong>&#8221; is, simply put, a boy&#8217;s movie. Growing up on Saturday-morning cartoons and Power Rangers, I could not help my pulse from quickening at the sight of live-action cartoons carving mayhem and destruction with an unabashed glee. &#8220;Joe&#8221; has neither brains nor morals. It&#8217;s emotionally stunted and goofy and it is glorious.</p>
<p>The plot and character motivations (what little there are) in &#8220;<strong>Avatar</strong>&#8221; are problems and it&#8217;s a shame to see the <a href="http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21969/1/PROJECT-880-THE-AVATAR-THAT-ALMOST-WAS/Page1.html">original story concept</a> thrown out the window for such a juvenile simplification. Even the patented James Cameron banter is missing. But the visual artistry and attention to detail overwhelm common sense, and what should be as bad as a pre-teen&#8217;s goofy notebook sketches brought to life is elevated to a great night at the movies. My only real concern with &#8220;Avatar&#8221; is how much it &#8220;pays homage&#8221; to over a century&#8217;s worth of science fiction material. The currently-filming &#8220;John Carter of Mars&#8221; is based on a series of books over ninety years old and has been in and out of production for it seems just as long. Will that film be met with hostility in 2012 by the general public, outraged that it steals so blatantly from Mr. Cameron&#8217;s &#8220;masterpiece?&#8221; Considering the talent involved in that film, it would be a shame.</p>
<p>The &#8220;<strong>Star Trek</strong>&#8221; franchise had grown tired and no one was up in arms over a reboot of the movie series. With J. J. Abrams at the helm, it seems to be in good hands now. And while the film is a product of several unrelated screenplays stitched together—and boy does it show!—the terrific cast assembled absolutely shines.</p>
<h1>Average</h1>
<p>&#8220;<strong>2012</strong>&#8221; is dumb. It knows it is dumb. Many can be quoted as calling it the culmination of every disaster movie and every CGI painting that has come before. God, help me, I found it riveting.</p>
<h1>Poor</h1>
<p>&#8220;<strong>Terminator Salvation</strong>&#8221; is decent but unneeded. It had some of the strangest editing in certain spots and the plot does not feel original, having been groupthought into extinction. I&#8217;ve waited all these years for <em>this</em> storyline? But since it is made competently and kept my attention, this third sequel to the once fresh and exciting series is not entirely trash-worthy. Anton Yelchin gives the standout performance, over time even resembling the future version of Kyle Reese. If there is to be another sequel (and it looks grim now that the franchise is up for auction), Christian Bale&#8217;s bland John Connor needs to be on the sidelines to let Mr. Yelchin&#8217;s and Moon Bloodgood&#8217;s characters stand out.</p>
<h1>Trash</h1>
<p>None.</p>
<h1>Missed</h1>
<p>Bruce Willis sporting a hair piece and tons of makeup to play a robot of himself trying to figure out why humans are dying in their avatar robot bodies? &#8220;<strong>Surrogates</strong>&#8221; sure sounds dumb. Yes, please!</p>
<p>Writer/director Richard Kelly aimed high on &#8220;<strong>The Box</strong>,&#8221; that much I know. I only wish I could have seen the messy results on the big screen.</p>
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		<title>My Year in Film, 2009: Fantasy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Lavers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve renamed these &#8220;My Year in Film&#8221; as opposed to &#8220;The Year in Film&#8221; after already publishing the first entry, animation. My feeling is that since I&#8217;m only listing films I&#8217;ve seen and wanted to see, as opposed to every single film I&#8217;ve missed—not to mention that these are my opinions and I&#8217;m not claiming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve renamed these &#8220;<em>My</em> Year in Film&#8221; as opposed to &#8220;<em>The</em> Year in Film&#8221; after already publishing the first entry, <a href="http://www.theaveragejoes.net/node/247">animation</a>. My feeling is that since I&#8217;m only listing films I&#8217;ve seen and wanted to see, as opposed to every single film I&#8217;ve missed—not to mention that these are my opinions and I&#8217;m not claiming to be the definitive guide to all things good and evil—&#8221;My&#8221; lends this series a nice and subtle personal touch.</p>
<p>That said, making this list has been helpful in figuring out what my tastes are. I used to make goals each year to see every movie that comes out, of which I fail miserably. But now I realize: what&#8217;s the point? There is so much useless junk out there and every time I see one of those I&#8217;m missing out on a real gem. I&#8217;m also starting to see that I have far more respect for those films that aim high and fail than those that cruise by and somehow end up quite good.</p>
<p>For those just tuning in, I’ve decided to group my best of &#8217;09 list by genre, just so I can get my bearings. I failed to write reviews for so many films this past year that it’s hard to make a complete master list right off the bat. Today we&#8217;re focusing on fantasy, a rather short list this year, and then each day following I will work my way through science fiction, horror, comedy, and lastly drama.</p>
<h1>Superb</h1>
<p>I had given up on Terry Gilliam until I experienced &#8220;<strong>The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus</strong>.&#8221; I thought he had grown tired like Tim Burton and Steven Spielberg. All his films are dense, confusing, and absurd, and many people find them indecipherable garbage. Yet the ambition and creativity here is striking and while it may not stick all the right landings, it transfixed me from beginning to end and long after. The ideas Mr. Gilliam plays around with and those crazy visuals only he excels at wrap so tightly around a plot that seems as old as time and yet so refreshing. Even major setbacks such as the death of Heath Ledger are sources of innovation and it&#8217;s almost as if Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell were always meant to play Imaginarium-manifestations of Mr. Ledger&#8217;s character. This is pure, compelling cinema and it&#8217;s hard to deny the balls this film has, regardless of any technical deficiencies.</p>
<h1>Great</h1>
<p>None.</p>
<h1>Good</h1>
<p>“<strong>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince</strong>” sure knows its stuff visually. The scenes featuring the Weasley’s staircase and the “Lord of the Rings”-style Gandalf-gesticulations and Gollum-creatures are both grand in their own ways. And while the romantic escapades are enjoyable, the character development that really matters (Draco Malfoy) is completely nonexistent. He runs to the bathroom morally struggling and I feel like I’ve hardly met the guy. Fortunately this entry in the series is less SparkNotes and more like an actual movie (unlike the previous film) and the series seems to be in capable hands now that director David Yates has found firmer footing (probably thanks to the return of screenwriter Steve Kloves).</p>
<h1>Average</h1>
<p>None.</p>
<h1>Poor</h1>
<p>None.</p>
<h1>Trash</h1>
<p>&#8220;<strong>The Twilight Saga: New Moon</strong>&#8221; is just as bad as its predecessor. But while the first film didn&#8217;t know it was retarded, thus making it a brilliant comedy much like &#8220;The Happening,&#8221; &#8220;New Moon&#8221; detects a faint whiff of its own stench and gives a winking nod every once in a while. Too bad it&#8217;s boring, half-assed, and just plain silly.</p>
<h1>Missed</h1>
<p>I have a feeling I would have liked Paul Weitz&#8217; &#8220;<strong>Cirque du Freak: The Vampire&#8217;s Assistant</strong>,&#8221; or at least respected it. It seems to have a great cast, a faint sense of danger, and a possibly nice twist on the current teen fantasy fad.</p>
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